deductive reasoning

Oh boy, go ahead and click the image above to enlarge. I hope they had time to include my favorite Sherlock Holmes mystery, The Adventure of the Giant CGI Mechanical Spider with an Arm That's Also a Flamethrower (spoiler alert: in an unsatisfying twist, even Holmes can't figure out how this Sisquo-Stevie Wonder collaboration came about).

tv guide

First question: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

nbc news provides context

Chuck Todd: "In the state Bon Jovi, The Boss, and Tony Soprano call home, New Jersey's governor race has lived up to the state's rough and tumble image."

Things to learn here: Chuck Todd may or may not know Tony Soprano isn't real, New Jersey looks like an oversized 3D cartoon money symbol.

things you could say that mean you need to reevaluate your life, pt. 1

"I actually think Mark's cake is the sturdiest cake I've seen in a really long time. The thing that I don't like is that this is not a wedding cake to me...it's a baby shower cake."